America's funniest faux-conservatives strikes a liberal arts college

Stephen Colbert did the commencement address June 3rd at Knox College in Galesburg, Illinois.

From Editor & Publisher:

Colbert Tells College Graduates: Get Your Own TV Show
By E&P Staff
Published: June 04, 2006 10:30 AM ET

Colbert had opened his speech with: "My name is Stephen Colbert, but I play a person on TV named Stephen Colbert ... who says things with a straight face that he doesn't mean."

In that vein, Colbert considered the immigration debate: “It’s time for illegal immigrants to go — right after they finish (building) those walls." People keep saying immigrants built America, “but here's the thing, it's built now." His suggestions for securing the U.S.-Mexico border went beyond walls to include moats, fiery moats and fiery moats with fire-proof crocodiles.

He added that the border with Canada also has to be secure so Canadians cannot bring their "skunky beer" into the country. He backed English as the official language of the United States — “God wrote (the Bible) in English for a reason: So it could be taught in our public schools.”

Noting the college was founded by abolitionists, Colbert came out against slavery. “I just hope the mainstream media gives me credit for the stand I’ve taken today,” he said.

See the full speech here. I'm sure video will be coming soon.