It's rich, it's creamy!
It's the Pat Robertson diet! (I'm not making this up.)
And as if it weren't obvious by now:
How about: "Pat's Diet Shake: How ya think Jesus stayed so slim?"
It's rich! It's creamy! It's the most delicious, nutritious shake you will ever taste!Get your fix here.
And as if it weren't obvious by now:
Pat’s Shake at night is better than a trip to Starbuck’s in the morning!Pat, you douchebag! Don't you know that your followers see Starbucks as the work of Satan anyway? They don't frequent the place.
How about: "Pat's Diet Shake: How ya think Jesus stayed so slim?"
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Ingredients: Soy protein, Loaves & Fishes, unleavened bread, Manna, Honey, milk powder . . .
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That is amazing, what the world of commerce can do for the Lord, I mean Pat!
Remember, Jesus wasn't poor. He had people handling a treasury. This notion that Christians shouldn't make money/be wealthy is just silly.
I am a partner of the 700 Club and enjoy helping others. I am not a "follower" of Pat Robertson. They do a lot of good things to help people around the world.
Even as a partner of the 700 Club, I never even heard of Pat's Diet Shake until I received my GNC Catalog.
As for Starbucks, have been there many times and also buy those lattes at church.
If it works, sell it. It worked for Bill Gates. Why is Pat excluded?
Wow, a Pat Robertson defender. I never thought I'd see the day!
Yeppers, You might be "correct" except for one small fact (and I know fundies don't like to have facts upset their illusions), Bill Gates DOES NOT claim non-profit (i.e. tax exempt) status.
Did you say you buy Starbucks coffee in CHURCH??? WTF???!!...
I've felt this for sometime now, but this confirms it...We need to start taxing churches (and all money making "religious" organisations).
Also, being a member of the 700 club and claiming not be a follower of (mullah)Pat Robertson is like being Catholic but not a follower of the Pope!!
Pat Robertson is a TERRORIST. He should be immediately extradited and tried in Venezuela! If some muslim guy in Pakistan stated that 'We should go ahead and assasinate Bush', you know for a fact that we'd have US Special Forces in there to get him.
Disclaimer: The above mention of assasination is only to make a larger point and does not represent the view of the author/s. Bush should be tried for crimes against humanity in accordance with the Nuremburg Laws, but due process is due to everyone. (listen up Gitmo Gonzales!!)
Yeppers,
Hi this is Phil Busch and I am contacting you in reference to your comments as of Aug. 25, 2005 regarding Pat's shake and the GNC catalog. Did you recieve the catalog because you are a partner with The 700 Club or are you a GNC Gold Card member? Please contact me at (972) 467-2373 or email me at philbusch@comcast.net. Thank you.
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