Drudge, high on himself, possibly suicidal
The Drudge Report fails to report that:
In one of his most hilarious antics yet, pseudo-journalist and rumored-homosexual Republican propagandist Matt Drudge has featured himself as a news segment, on his popular website, The Drudge Report.
Turns out Mr. Drudge is so deeply craving for attention (maybe a case of "attention deficit disorder") that he's made himself into the news, featuring a photo of himself smack dab in the middle of his popular homepage, with the accompanying braggery: "DRUDGE TOPS FOXNEWS, MSNBC IN GOOGLE SEARCH RACE; PASSES HOWARD STERN, JOHNNY DEPP..."
Most know to avoid Drudge's site like the plague, so I won't post a link, but you are free to check it out for yourself.
But wow, what a stud!
Here is Drudge's front-and-center pic, featuring him hatless for the first time ever:
And the girls (or men?*) swoon!
An online forum post shows some other Matthew Drudge pictures that "might haunt your dreams". Correction: nightmares, we assume.
*Note: this was not a vicious smear or ridicule on homosexuality. Drudge is, in fact, rumored to be homosexual - and the truth most likely collaborates with the rumors. Report that, Matthew.
Also, note that such Drudge's ridiculous attempt to turn himself into a news story on his own "news" page seems like a desperate cry for help, a plea for attention, and to me, certainly looks like the actions of a man anxiously dogpaddling away from a suicidal state. Hope things go well for this noble man, who is a millionaire who has made his fortunes on a fantastic career of smearing people and spreading propaganda and complete falsities.
In one of his most hilarious antics yet, pseudo-journalist and rumored-homosexual Republican propagandist Matt Drudge has featured himself as a news segment, on his popular website, The Drudge Report.
Turns out Mr. Drudge is so deeply craving for attention (maybe a case of "attention deficit disorder") that he's made himself into the news, featuring a photo of himself smack dab in the middle of his popular homepage, with the accompanying braggery: "DRUDGE TOPS FOXNEWS, MSNBC IN GOOGLE SEARCH RACE; PASSES HOWARD STERN, JOHNNY DEPP..."
Most know to avoid Drudge's site like the plague, so I won't post a link, but you are free to check it out for yourself.
But wow, what a stud!
Here is Drudge's front-and-center pic, featuring him hatless for the first time ever:
And the girls (or men?*) swoon!
An online forum post shows some other Matthew Drudge pictures that "might haunt your dreams". Correction: nightmares, we assume.
*Note: this was not a vicious smear or ridicule on homosexuality. Drudge is, in fact, rumored to be homosexual - and the truth most likely collaborates with the rumors. Report that, Matthew.
Also, note that such Drudge's ridiculous attempt to turn himself into a news story on his own "news" page seems like a desperate cry for help, a plea for attention, and to me, certainly looks like the actions of a man anxiously dogpaddling away from a suicidal state. Hope things go well for this noble man, who is a millionaire who has made his fortunes on a fantastic career of smearing people and spreading propaganda and complete falsities.
1 Comments:
This is totally hilarious, despite your having subjected me to a photo of Drudge just after my lunch!
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