George W. Bush Wins On The Issues - and His Stupendous Record!

August 25 2004
Counterbias.com
by MAN COULTER
T R U E   P A T R I O T

While John Kerry busies himself with smearing the war heroes of the Swift Boat Veterans For Truth, tactfully lying to dispute the truths they uncover, George W. Bush is working – in his own heroic manner – to ensure that America stays safe under another four years of his spectacular leadership.

While Kerry and his various smear-slinging front groups practicing dirty tricks heap mounds of doo-doo smears on the Swift Boat Vets For Truth and George W. Bush (smearing everything from his masterful victories in the War on Terror to his brilliant leadership and heroic sanctity of his service in the Air National Guard, protecting Texas from the Viet Cong ), George W. Bush is busy telling Americans about the issues and how he plans to improve and protect America.

Kerry has spent this entire campaign lying about the Swift Boat Vets For Truth, and has now been relegated to depending on the official record to dispute the facts that the Swift Boat Veterans For Truth lay out! How despicably deceitful!

After all, what type of leader would argue against factoids offered by a group with the word ‘Truth’ in their name? Only a Veteran-hating liar, that’s who!

Meanwhile, Our Glorious Leader George W. Bush has highlighted the importance of and stressed his commitment to issues that matter to Americans. He has a firm record to stand on, and he relates back to his record on a daily basis, letting Americans know that he’s the right man for the job - based on his credentials and job performance, rather than Kerry-like smears and negativity.

Bush is right in highlighting his sensational job performance. You are definitely better off than you were four years ago.

Some say the Bush campaign attacks Kerry constantly because Bush "has no record to run on". Nonsense. Bush has a record to run on, and it’s a supercalafragalistic, expealadocious one. 

Here are the significant issues and performance highlights that George W. Bush is running his campaign on:

• John Kerry has voted against every tax cut in history!
• John Kerry speaks French!
• John Kerry is the most liberal member of the senate!
• John Kerry has many French connections that you should know about!
• John Kerry has voted for every tax increase in history! Seventy-seven thousand, to be somewhat exact!
• John Kerry pays exorbitant amounts for his haircuts!
• John Kerry’s hairdresser is – you guessed it – French!
• John Kerry’s political ideology shares some things in common with groups like Moveon.org!
• John Kerry-related groups like Moveon.org say mean things about President Bush, and for that, they should be condemned, and so should John Kerry!
• John Kerry’s wife wants to be an African!
• John Kerry’s daughter wears skimpy outfits!
• John Kerry is a friend of John McCain, another anti-Bush, Swift Boat Veterans For Truth denier!
• John Kerry doesn't know that Karl Rove knows what John Kerry did last summer!
• John Kerry spoke out against an ultimately failed war that I agreed with, and for that, he is unfit to be president!
• John Kerry may have lied – about something – over thirty years ago!
• John Kerry may have not washed his hands after he peed - when he was seven years old!

That’s where George W. Bush stands. That’s his record. And that, my friends, is something you cannot take issue with.

Clearly, George W. Bush has a solid grasp on what really matters, and is communicating his positions in a marvelous fashion. He has a great record in his first term in office – and he’s proud of it, ever eager to tell Americans about all the great things he’s done. Still, his record speaks for itself.

That’s why you will vote for him.

Or, you can choose Kerry, a man so duplicitous, cunning and deceitful that he resorts to negativity and meaningless attacks on Bush and other truth-telling Vietnam Vets to brutalize his way into the White House. Vote Bush based on his stupendous record, and nothing else - or else - prepare for the evil entity that is John Kerry!

Man Coulter is a fair and balanced fighter against the liberal media, liberal schools, liberal women, liberal men, liberal politicians, liberal nations, liberal ideas, and liberal freedoms. "George W. Bush will put a stop to all this demonic filth in his second term", he says.