John Kerry: Gay, Homosexual, or Flip-Flopping Between The Two?

July 12 2004
Counterbias.com
by MAN COULTER
T R U E   P A T R I O T

John Kerry has never admitted, at least not yet, to being a fruitily flipadocious homosexual.

Maybe we’ll have to wait until he flip-flops on the issue of whether he wants to portray himself as a straight man with a ketchup heiress wife, or a gay ‘man’ with a trial lawyer boyfriend—or Husband?—by the name of John Edwards.

We know by now that John Kerry doesn’t say what he thinks, but rather, merely flip-flops along at the advice of his handlers, who tell the rich pompous robo-flip-flopper exactly what to say, when to say it, how to say it, and whom to say it to.

When will they tell him to increase his poll numbers—and tell the truth—by admitting that he’s a fruity, flirtatious homosexualized pile of flirted-up fruitcake?

The always-manly (I say that in the most heterosexual manner possible) Matt Drudge ran a superb story, as always, on July 9^th, entitled "CAN'T KEEP HANDS OFF EACH OTHER". Showing pictures of the unambiguously gay duo, Kerry and Edwards, patting each other on the shoulder and standing next to each other (which are definitely very gay things for two Presidential running mates to do on the campaign trail when in constant proximity of one another), Drudge wrote that "Hugs, kisses to the cheek, affectionate touching of the face, caressing of the back, grabbing of the arm, fingers to the neck, rubbing of the knees...John Kerry and John Edwards can't keep their hands off each other!"

Now that, my friends, is journalism! (Written in such a fashion as if to be found as a stimulating sex scene almost as good as that found in a great Bill O'Reilly novel).

Sy Hersh, Helen Thomas, Howard Fineman and even Brit Hume are all complete trash when it comes to journalism. Drudge, on the other hand, is the most skillful journalist alive, and he shows it every day with such superior stories. Such superior writing, such a great topic, such journalistic integrity. WOW!

Never the less, contrary to some far-left opinion, Kerry and Edwards are extremely gay.

Especially Kerry.

And he wants you to know it.

Judging by his campaign website (what kind of a pompous Massachusetts Liberal elitist egotist flip-flopper actually has a campaign website, anyway?), he's loud and proud about his homosexual heritage.

Look at part of his “LGBT For Kerry” section:

“Help John Kerry ensure that "Equal Justice for All" includes LGBT Americans by volunteering with Pride Across America.  Help us tell George Bush that we will not stand for his assaults on the civil rights of the LGBT community”, his handlers write.

Do you know what LGBT means? Do you? It means lesbian, gay, bisexual and TRANSGENDERED! Clearly, Kerry will do whatever it takes for these people’s votes, even so far as to establish a website for them, and campaign for their 'right' to engage in their sickening animal-like behavior.

How soon before Kerry starts advocating bestiality and child pornography? Hey, maybe he can call it "BCP" and dedicate a website to that 'community'! But that's a whole other topic for a whole other day (maybe tomorrow? -- us partisan journalists can report such intriguing, pure-speculation material that really matters on practically a daily basis!)

Then, under the headline “Standing Up With Pride”, Kerry writes, "As we enter the season of celebrating Pride in the LGBT community, Americans should embrace the diversity that makes our nation strong and recommit ourselves to ensuring that all Americans receive equal rights."

Standing up with pride?

It’s about time, John. Show your true colors.

The colors of the rainbow.

The gay rainbow. Don’t flip-flop on this one, John. Give John Edwards a kiss on the buttocks!

You flip-flopping homocake!

(Matt Drudge, call me, you know the digits.)

 

Manny Coulter, who has a sister named Ann, loves manly politicians like George W. Bush and manly journalists like Matthew Drudge. Although Mr. Coulter is more pro-family and patriotic than you, he's not a real person (but for the sake of loving America and the sacred sacrament of marriage, just agree that he indeed is and be done with it). Also, he's not gay.