John Kerry Hates America: Here's Proof

June 4 2004
Counterbias.com
by MAN COULTER
T R U E   P A T R I O T

The liberal media has adopted the position that John Kerry is somehow just as American as George W. Bush is.

How absolutely outlandish. How incredibly liberally disgusting.

How dare the Liberal Media even attempt to put the two in the same comparison bracket when it comes to judging their patriotism? Our President, the Great President Bush, stands on a whole other level when it comes to loving the United States, freedom, democracy, soaring eagles, Christianity, patriotism, and not killing babies.

John Kerry, on the other hand, is not fond of America.

In fact, John Kerry is more French than he is American. Sadly, his Jack Chirack-like nature is the least of his worries.

Most Americans don't know Kerry's true colors yet. The RNC is doing a fabulous job of portraying Kerry in the worst light possible. The Liberal Media's light, of course. Now, I, Man Coulter, will present you with the truth about why John Kerry hates America--and people like you and your loved ones.

• he is 85% genetically French. If a human being could be genetically analyzed, it is my strong belief that it would show Kerry as 85% Frenchman--and only  25% American.
• he is a Democrat. As has been proven multiple times in the past, Democrats, by definition, hate America, freedom, and democracy. Kerry, being a Democrat, officially and undeniably hates these things as well.
• he is a baby-killing Communist, sources say.
• he wants to defeat America's greatest leader in history, and our most fabulous patriot ever, George W. Bush. How disrespectful and America-hating!
• Zell Miller, a Democrat, doesn't like him! If a Democrat doesn't like Kerry, nobody does (well, maybe the Communist Party--Go Komrade Kerry!)
• he has a long face, which always seems to demonstrate how down he is on America.
• he wants to increase your taxes--he has voted for tax increases 35 000 times (yes, thirty-five thousand times!), according to our liberal estimates.
• he is rich, so he is an elitist, and the liberal media will suck his toes no matter what he does, as he is one of them. Expect him to be treated with kid gloves, which signifies a threat to democracy.
• George W. Bush doesn't love baby-killing!
• George W. Bush isn't a Communist!
• George W. Bush wants to fight TERRA whereas Kerry wants to fight freedom, capitalism and democracy!

Please, please, I beg of you: for the love of God and America, vote Bush! Only Bush loves America. Kerry hates it! 

I've offered you the facts. Now digest them--and poop out a vote for Dubya!

 

Manny Coulter, who has a sister named Ann, loves America. He claims to have written for The Washington Times and the New York Post, and says he is a fair-and-balanced political analyst on Fox News . Actually, he's not a real person (but for the sake of loving America, just agree that he indeed is and be done with it).